Tuesday, January 26, 2010

1:06:04 AM) Me: there was a thing on trya
(1:06:19 AM) Me: most dangerous foods to eat in the car
(1:06:35 AM) Me: jelly filled donuts fried chicken, ribs..
(1:07:50 AM) Meggie: LOL
(1:07:51 AM) Meggie: yeah
(1:07:59 AM) Meggie: popcorn isn't really that dangerous
(1:08:03 AM) Meggie: I mean, you lose a ton of it
(1:08:05 AM) Meggie: but who cares
(1:08:07 AM) Meggie: it's popcorn
(1:08:07 AM) Me: butter..
(1:08:13 AM) Meggie: you're supposed to lose half of it
(1:08:14 AM) Me: makes you want to wipe off your hands
(1:08:17 AM) Meggie: true
(1:08:19 AM) Me: and you're not looking
(1:08:23 AM) Meggie: but that's what pants are for
(1:08:25 AM) Me: and idk if it's salty make you wanna drink foor
(1:08:26 AM) Me: hahahhaa
(1:08:29 AM) Me: other peole are lame
(1:08:33 AM) Me: and too ' proper'
(1:08:36 AM) Me: to reallize that
(1:08:36 AM) Meggie: ahh
(1:08:39 AM) Meggie: yeah
(1:08:41 AM) Meggie: totally
(1:08:55 AM) Meggie: clearly they aren't very practiced in the art of car eating
(1:09:16 AM) Me: no
(1:09:27 AM) Me: and you know what one thing they said?
(1:09:29 AM) Me: SOUP
(1:09:35 AM) Me: who the hell is gonna eat soup while driving?
(1:09:38 AM) Meggie: =o
(1:09:40 AM) Meggie: CRAZY PEOPEL
(1:09:46 AM) Me: I KNOW!
(1:09:47 AM) Meggie: I tried to eat a salad while driving
(1:09:54 AM) Meggie: well, it was like fruit and yogurt
(1:09:56 AM) Meggie: but still
(1:10:02 AM) Meggie: not my brightest moment
(1:10:54 AM) Me: hah
(1:10:58 AM) Me: i drive with dad
(1:11:03 AM) Me: or mom
(1:11:05 AM) Me: so can't do anything
(1:11:12 AM) Me: maybe like a granola bar or something i understand
(1:11:18 AM) Me: but soup?
(1:11:26 AM) Me: and texting while driving..
(1:11:28 AM) Me: :-/
(1:11:33 AM) Me: adele does ..that
(1:14:18 AM) Meggie: haha
(1:14:19 AM) Meggie: wow
(1:14:30 AM) Meggie: I don't even text normally
(1:14:50 AM) Meggie: that's kind of scary
(1:15:08 AM) Me: why?
(1:15:11 AM) Me: oh yeah it is
(1:15:16 AM) Meggie: while driving
(1:15:17 AM) Meggie: rofl
(1:15:19 AM) Me: im ean sometimes when heri'm iwth
(1:15:22 AM) Me: *when i'm with her
(1:15:26 AM) Me: she'll have me do it
(1:15:30 AM) Me: but i'm not used to her phone
(1:15:42 AM) Me: and sometimes at stoplights more
(1:15:44 AM) Me: but i'm ilke..
(1:15:49 AM) Meggie: yeah
(1:15:57 AM) Me: dad said she about ran over his rosebushes
(1:16:05 AM) Me: this morning
(1:16:11 AM) Me: idk if that was wh
(1:16:14 AM) Me: *why
(1:16:17 AM) Meggie: oh god
(1:16:17 AM) Meggie: haha
(1:16:27 AM) Meggie: maybe they just really pissed her off this morning
(1:17:07 AM) Me: hahaha
(1:17:10 AM) Me: that's prolloy it
(1:17:24 AM) Me: she stared at the roses
(1:17:28 AM) Me: looked at her funny
(1:17:40 AM) Me: she says i hate you roses!
(1:17:40 AM) Meggie: yeah
(1:17:51 AM) Meggie: you really should never look those bastards in the eye
(1:17:55 AM) Me: and they stared at her
(1:17:56 AM) Meggie: it only makes things worse
(1:18:04 AM) Me: and said we hate you too!
(1:20:28 AM) Meggie: ohnoes!
(1:20:32 AM) Meggie: that must mean war!
(1:20:35 AM) Meggie: run over themmm!
(1:21:04 AM) Me: but they did some mystical rose trick
(1:21:07 AM) Me: and made her miss them
(1:21:27 AM) Meggie: yay!
(1:21:38 AM) Meggie: and because of that survived
(1:21:43 AM) Meggie: good for them
(1:21:44 AM) Me: for now..
(1:21:47 AM) Meggie: =o
(1:21:55 AM) Me: we'll see if she kiss them tomorrow
(1:21:58 AM) Me: *kills
(1:22:06 AM) Me: she'll give them the KISS OF DEATH
(1:22:10 AM) Me: HA!
(1:22:13 AM) Meggie: AUGH
(1:22:14 AM) Meggie: NU
(1:22:17 AM) Meggie: DFCV
(1:22:34 AM) Me: are you banging your head against the keyboard?
(1:23:17 AM) Meggie: NO
(1:23:21 AM) Meggie: but I would
(1:23:30 AM) Meggie: if it wasn't so damn far away
(1:23:55 AM) Meggie: I'm too lazy for head banging awesomeness =*
(1:23:57 AM) Meggie: =(*
(1:24:05 AM) Me: hahaha
(1:24:22 AM) Me: i like the charlie brown augh though
(1:24:41 AM) Me: gotta <3 peanuts especially snoopy!

Monday, October 5, 2009

costumes wine and phone chargers

Barbara

i was thinking you would try and talk people into getting really ugly costumes they don't want :-P

just for the fun of it]

10:59pmMeghann

HAH

11:00pmBarbara

or is that part of it too

11:00pmMeghann

I would, but none if it is really that ugly where I work

it's all really historically accurate and stuff

11:00pmBarbara

dang it

11:00pmMeghann

so there's nothing truly horrendous to talk them into

=(

but I have gotten some drunks into a few silly hats and capes

11:00pmBarbara

i could throw in some stuff i'm going to give to goodwill you could mess around with.. :-P

hahaha

did you blackmail them later?

11:01pmMeghann

Hahaha!

No, I never saw them again

rofl

I'm sure their new purchases were a mystery to them once they sobered up

11:01pmBarbara

hhaha

like where the stain came from that was on my shrirt i was jsut folding/

it's some red random stain on the side ..

i'm like what??

11:02pmMeghann

LOL

I'll bet someone spilled wine on it when you weren't looking

11:03pmBarbara

prolly kay,..

she took my straightener

and my cell phone charger

and i was looking aronud for a lon time for my charger

honestly wondering what the hell happened to my phone charger?

see i've had it disapper before

well me or my mom i'm not sure..

all i know is i couldn't find my phone charger when i got home from mission trip after 10 days and between me and my mom we had one and mom seemed eh so i got one and it seemed a good idea i got the car charger and the thing so you can charger it at home too for $30

11:13pmMeghann

rofl

that's what you get for having a twin =P

11:13pmBarbara

apparently

Sunday, September 27, 2009

Meggie : yeah, I've got the scratchy throat thing too phlegm lots and lots of phlegm
that's such a great word Why do you have to do revisions? 0.0 was the first one not good enough? rofl
Me: haha noo!



Meggie : =P yesterday was Jeffrie's birthday or was it two days ago I think it was two days ago he turned THREE and when justin went to wake him up he said, "Who's birthday is it today?" and Jeffrie goes, "Mine!" and Justin says, "How old are you?!" and Jeffrie says, "Old!"
(5:28:48 PM) Me: haha
Meggie : it was freakin' adorable
Me: a little kid was asked who wrote the book of luke and he said luke skywalker
Meggie : LOL I love that kids are the best, man
Me: yeah
Meggie : sometimes I think they're smarter than us
just because really, who cares what actually happened?
Me: hahaha
Meggie : their version of things is so much more fun rofl
Me: true a little girl said to kay she wanted to be a mermaid when she grew up
kay asked if she wanted to be a princess mermaid the litle girls like no that's stupid
Meggie : HAH Yeah, how unrealistic. Jeez.
Me: another litlte girl said she was allergic to mermaidsand about 10 million other things
Meggie : rofl
Me: and i asked her if she'd even seen a mermaid she said no because she was allergic to them
Meggie : HAH that is a GREAT answer you should have been
Me: i konw of course1
Meggie : like oh, I'm allergic to lies Cough cough cough cough I wonder what's setting me off cough cough
(5:34:29 PM) Me: lol one little girl told me i sang nice but talked weird little kdis all the time why are you so small i'm taller then you! ( when ussually they're not ) i understand cuz they're kids sometimes they bug me though
Meggie : yeah it's kind of their job to be insensitive
Me: i love playing with little kids though i had so much fun in peytona carrying them around and stuff .. i thought before i wouldn't be able to handle doing that with kids
i pggybacked this girl that was 13 and taller then me before so i when i have kids i won't have to worry about not being able to hold them for a long time though that probably wasn't the smartest idea
Meggie : hahaha that sounds painful
Me :she loved me at least i think so
Meggie : hahaha
Me: kinda hard to tell she acted like she did but she did hit me in the face 4 times with a basketball
Meggie : she probably did =) yeah, but that's just how kids show affection
when they act evil it means they DO like you
Me haha good to remember.. she would hang all over me a lot. made my shoulders hurt. well that and combined with piggybacking her a little bit. gosh i know some kids that must love me a lot them*then ( kids freaking out when we had to put them in time out.. )
Meggie : LOL well, that's not the only thing it means. it's just one of many possible ways to interpret that behavior

Sunday, August 16, 2009

Barbara

hi

9:37pmMeghann

hey

What's up?

9:37pmBarbara

school starts tomorrow

9:38pmMeghann

yuck

escape to canada

9:38pmBarbara

hahaa

i'd rather be in WA

9:40pmMeghann

hah

Then escape to there!

9:40pmBarbara

i should..

at least math is my 1st class so i get it done 1st

9:41pmMeghann

that's true

you can get to the good stuff sooner

9:41pmBarbara

yeha pys

9:45pmMeghann

pys?

Point you see?

Have you turned into yoda, barb?

Yoda, you are not.

Believe it I can't.

9:46pmBarbara

haha

pyschoglogy

i can't spell so haha

9:46pmMeghann

rofl

9:47pmBarbara

1st objective in that : learn how to spell the name of the class i'm taking!

:-P

9:47pmMeghann

Rofl!

repeat after me

psychology

psychology

psychology

9:50pmBarbara

psychology

psychology

psychology

9:51pmMeghann

Yayy!

9:51pmBarbara

let's see how long that lasts..

:-P

9:51pmMeghann

XD

if you do it

OVER

AND OVER

AND OVER

it'll work =D

9:51pmBarbara

yeah

9:51pmMeghann

that's how I learned to spell hemorrhoid

no joke

9:51pmBarbara

that would be great if i spelled it wrong for the teacher

why did you have to spell that ? :-P

9:52pmMeghann

I didn't

9:52pmBarbara

you just felt like it or..?

9:52pmMeghann

but alex and I both couldn't remember how to spell it

so when we figured it out

we just repeated it to eachother over and over until we remembered it XD

9:53pmBarbara

wow

9:53pmMeghann

it just bothers me to have words that I can't spell

Saturday, August 15, 2009

meghan How are you?

4:38pmBarbara

i'm doing good

4:39pmMeghann

Good ^_^

I'm gald to hear that

glad

no bald

aha

4:40pmBarbara

haha

i was about to say inventing a new emotion meggie?

4:41pmMeghann

Hah!

Yes!

I absolutely am

It's sort of like how an elephant feels after a nice mud bath

4:42pmBarbara

that would be pretty cool

4:42pmMeghann

mixed with the feeling you get just before a hiccup

Friday, July 3, 2009

stalkers and rollercoasters..

Barbara

hi

Today
12:02amMeghann

hey =)

12:03amBarbara

what's up

12:04amMeghann

too muchhh

I hate being busy

12:04amBarbara

ool

12:04amMeghann

and having stuff to do

12:04amBarbara

*cool

haha

12:04amMeghann

it's really annoying

I'm not built for it

12:04amBarbara

with what

12:06amMeghann

I have to like

build websites

for people

and they keep TALKING to me

and they won't go away

it's really

really weird

12:06amBarbara

haha

they're stalking you to make websites sfor htem?

12:06amMeghann

you could say that

I mean, I told them I would

but

BUT

I didn't mean

EVERY TIME

I logged on

I would work on it

XD

and I haven't even started working on some of them

12:07amBarbara

haha

wow

12:08amMeghann

yes

it sucks

I do not like people

xD

How are you?

12:08amBarbara

pretty good

went shopping today

got 10 shirts 2 cds tea 2 pairs of shoes and smoothie thing for like $80

( well how much i paid myself. i used gift cards)

12:14amMeghann

awesome XD

12:15amBarbara

yeah

oh yeah

i got stuck on a roller coaster last week

12:16amMeghann

D=

Like

You were on it and it stopped?

12:18amBarbara

yeah

no i was on it and i said screw this and i jumped off and got stuck

:-P

12:19amMeghann

XD

If you had, I would have had to have given you mad props.

12:19amBarbara

i thought you'd liek that

12:19amMeghann

That would be badass.

12:19amBarbara

yeah..

i'm not that cool though

but pretty cool

i was so cool the ride had to stop and have 2 moments of silence berfore i got off

12:20amMeghann

wow

12:20amBarbara

we were so close to the end

12:20amMeghann

It just didn't want to let you go.

12:20amBarbara

stopped

few minutes later it statted went a bit then stopped again

12:20amMeghann

It wanted to work things out, instead of you just walking out on it when things start getting difficult.

Really, Barbara, how could you?

12:21amBarbara

i don't know..

and one of my friends down there was laughing at us

i was laughing

but i'm like you're not up here you can't laugh

and the other guy who was with me someone called him ' hey i'm stuck on a roller coaster '

12:24amMeghann

XD

It's too bad you didn't have mobile facebook

that would have made for an epic status update

With photographic evidence, of course

12:25amBarbara

lol

one of my friends took a picture of us on there

she isn't on facebook but she might be