Tuesday, January 26, 2010
(1:06:19 AM) Me: most dangerous foods to eat in the car
(1:06:35 AM) Me: jelly filled donuts fried chicken, ribs..
(1:07:50 AM) Meggie: LOL
(1:07:51 AM) Meggie: yeah
(1:07:59 AM) Meggie: popcorn isn't really that dangerous
(1:08:03 AM) Meggie: I mean, you lose a ton of it
(1:08:05 AM) Meggie: but who cares
(1:08:07 AM) Meggie: it's popcorn
(1:08:07 AM) Me: butter..
(1:08:13 AM) Meggie: you're supposed to lose half of it
(1:08:14 AM) Me: makes you want to wipe off your hands
(1:08:17 AM) Meggie: true
(1:08:19 AM) Me: and you're not looking
(1:08:23 AM) Meggie: but that's what pants are for
(1:08:25 AM) Me: and idk if it's salty make you wanna drink foor
(1:08:26 AM) Me: hahahhaa
(1:08:29 AM) Me: other peole are lame
(1:08:33 AM) Me: and too ' proper'
(1:08:36 AM) Me: to reallize that
(1:08:36 AM) Meggie: ahh
(1:08:39 AM) Meggie: yeah
(1:08:41 AM) Meggie: totally
(1:08:55 AM) Meggie: clearly they aren't very practiced in the art of car eating
(1:09:16 AM) Me: no
(1:09:27 AM) Me: and you know what one thing they said?
(1:09:29 AM) Me: SOUP
(1:09:35 AM) Me: who the hell is gonna eat soup while driving?
(1:09:38 AM) Meggie: =o
(1:09:40 AM) Meggie: CRAZY PEOPEL
(1:09:46 AM) Me: I KNOW!
(1:09:47 AM) Meggie: I tried to eat a salad while driving
(1:09:54 AM) Meggie: well, it was like fruit and yogurt
(1:09:56 AM) Meggie: but still
(1:10:02 AM) Meggie: not my brightest moment
(1:10:54 AM) Me: hah
(1:10:58 AM) Me: i drive with dad
(1:11:03 AM) Me: or mom
(1:11:05 AM) Me: so can't do anything
(1:11:12 AM) Me: maybe like a granola bar or something i understand
(1:11:18 AM) Me: but soup?
(1:11:26 AM) Me: and texting while driving..
(1:11:28 AM) Me: :-/
(1:11:33 AM) Me: adele does ..that
(1:14:18 AM) Meggie: haha
(1:14:19 AM) Meggie: wow
(1:14:30 AM) Meggie: I don't even text normally
(1:14:50 AM) Meggie: that's kind of scary
(1:15:08 AM) Me: why?
(1:15:11 AM) Me: oh yeah it is
(1:15:16 AM) Meggie: while driving
(1:15:17 AM) Meggie: rofl
(1:15:19 AM) Me: im ean sometimes when heri'm iwth
(1:15:22 AM) Me: *when i'm with her
(1:15:26 AM) Me: she'll have me do it
(1:15:30 AM) Me: but i'm not used to her phone
(1:15:42 AM) Me: and sometimes at stoplights more
(1:15:44 AM) Me: but i'm ilke..
(1:15:49 AM) Meggie: yeah
(1:15:57 AM) Me: dad said she about ran over his rosebushes
(1:16:05 AM) Me: this morning
(1:16:11 AM) Me: idk if that was wh
(1:16:14 AM) Me: *why
(1:16:17 AM) Meggie: oh god
(1:16:17 AM) Meggie: haha
(1:16:27 AM) Meggie: maybe they just really pissed her off this morning
(1:17:07 AM) Me: hahaha
(1:17:10 AM) Me: that's prolloy it
(1:17:24 AM) Me: she stared at the roses
(1:17:28 AM) Me: looked at her funny
(1:17:40 AM) Me: she says i hate you roses!
(1:17:40 AM) Meggie: yeah
(1:17:51 AM) Meggie: you really should never look those bastards in the eye
(1:17:55 AM) Me: and they stared at her
(1:17:56 AM) Meggie: it only makes things worse
(1:18:04 AM) Me: and said we hate you too!
(1:20:28 AM) Meggie: ohnoes!
(1:20:32 AM) Meggie: that must mean war!
(1:20:35 AM) Meggie: run over themmm!
(1:21:04 AM) Me: but they did some mystical rose trick
(1:21:07 AM) Me: and made her miss them
(1:21:27 AM) Meggie: yay!
(1:21:38 AM) Meggie: and because of that survived
(1:21:43 AM) Meggie: good for them
(1:21:44 AM) Me: for now..
(1:21:47 AM) Meggie: =o
(1:21:55 AM) Me: we'll see if she kiss them tomorrow
(1:21:58 AM) Me: *kills
(1:22:06 AM) Me: she'll give them the KISS OF DEATH
(1:22:10 AM) Me: HA!
(1:22:13 AM) Meggie: AUGH
(1:22:14 AM) Meggie: NU
(1:22:17 AM) Meggie: DFCV
(1:22:34 AM) Me: are you banging your head against the keyboard?
(1:23:17 AM) Meggie: NO
(1:23:21 AM) Meggie: but I would
(1:23:30 AM) Meggie: if it wasn't so damn far away
(1:23:55 AM) Meggie: I'm too lazy for head banging awesomeness =*
(1:23:57 AM) Meggie: =(*
(1:24:05 AM) Me: hahaha
(1:24:22 AM) Me: i like the charlie brown augh though
(1:24:41 AM) Me: gotta <3 peanuts especially snoopy!
Monday, October 5, 2009
costumes wine and phone chargers
Barbara
i was thinking you would try and talk people into getting really ugly costumes they don't want
just for the fun of it]
10:59pmMeghann
HAH
11:00pmBarbara
or is that part of it too
11:00pmMeghann
I would, but none if it is really that ugly where I work
it's all really historically accurate and stuff
11:00pmBarbara
dang it
11:00pmMeghann
so there's nothing truly horrendous to talk them into
but I have gotten some drunks into a few silly hats and capes
11:00pmBarbara
i could throw in some stuff i'm going to give to goodwill you could mess around with..
hahaha
did you blackmail them later?
11:01pmMeghann
Hahaha!
No, I never saw them again
rofl
I'm sure their new purchases were a mystery to them once they sobered up
11:01pmBarbara
hhaha
like where the stain came from that was on my shrirt i was jsut folding/
it's some red random stain on the side ..
i'm like what??
11:02pmMeghann
LOL
I'll bet someone spilled wine on it when you weren't looking
11:03pmBarbara
prolly kay,..
she took my straightener
and my cell phone charger
and i was looking aronud for a lon time for my charger
honestly wondering what the hell happened to my phone charger?
see i've had it disapper before
well me or my mom i'm not sure..
all i know is i couldn't find my phone charger when i got home from mission trip after 10 days and between me and my mom we had one and mom seemed eh so i got one and it seemed a good idea i got the car charger and the thing so you can charger it at home too for $30
11:13pmMeghann
rofl
that's what you get for having a twin
11:13pmBarbara
apparently
Sunday, September 27, 2009
that's such a great word Why do you have to do revisions? 0.0 was the first one not good enough? rofl
Me: haha noo!
Meggie : =P yesterday was Jeffrie's birthday or was it two days ago I think it was two days ago he turned THREE and when justin went to wake him up he said, "Who's birthday is it today?" and Jeffrie goes, "Mine!" and Justin says, "How old are you?!" and Jeffrie says, "Old!"
Meggie : it was freakin' adorable
Me: a little kid was asked who wrote the book of luke and he said luke skywalker
Meggie : LOL I love that kids are the best, man
Me: yeah
Meggie : sometimes I think they're smarter than us
just because really, who cares what actually happened?
Me: hahaha
Meggie : their version of things is so much more fun rofl
Me: true a little girl said to kay she wanted to be a mermaid when she grew up
kay asked if she wanted to be a princess mermaid the litle girls like no that's stupid
Meggie : HAH Yeah, how unrealistic. Jeez.
Me: another litlte girl said she was allergic to mermaidsand about 10 million other things
Meggie : rofl
Me: and i asked her if she'd even seen a mermaid she said no because she was allergic to them
Meggie : HAH that is a GREAT answer you should have been
Me: i konw of course1
Meggie : like oh, I'm allergic to lies Cough cough cough cough I wonder what's setting me off cough cough
(5:34:29 PM) Me: lol one little girl told me i sang nice but talked weird little kdis all the time why are you so small i'm taller then you! ( when ussually they're not ) i understand cuz they're kids sometimes they bug me though
Meggie : yeah it's kind of their job to be insensitive
Me: i love playing with little kids though i had so much fun in peytona carrying them around and stuff .. i thought before i wouldn't be able to handle doing that with kids
i pggybacked this girl that was 13 and taller then me before so i when i have kids i won't have to worry about not being able to hold them for a long time though that probably wasn't the smartest idea
Meggie : hahaha that sounds painful
Me :she loved me at least i think so
Meggie : hahaha
Me: kinda hard to tell she acted like she did but she did hit me in the face 4 times with a basketball
Meggie : she probably did =) yeah, but that's just how kids show affection
when they act evil it means they DO like you
Sunday, August 16, 2009
Barbara
hi
9:37pmMeghann
hey
What's up?
9:37pmBarbara
school starts tomorrow
9:38pmMeghann
yuck
escape to canada
9:38pmBarbara
hahaa
i'd rather be in WA
9:40pmMeghann
hah
Then escape to there!
9:40pmBarbara
i should..
at least math is my 1st class so i get it done 1st
9:41pmMeghann
that's true
you can get to the good stuff sooner
9:41pmBarbara
yeha pys
9:45pmMeghann
pys?
Point you see?
Have you turned into yoda, barb?
Yoda, you are not.
Believe it I can't.
9:46pmBarbara
haha
pyschoglogy
i can't spell so haha
9:46pmMeghann
rofl
9:47pmBarbara
1st objective in that : learn how to spell the name of the class i'm taking!
9:47pmMeghann
Rofl!
repeat after me
psychology
psychology
psychology
9:50pmBarbara
psychology
psychology
psychology
9:51pmMeghann
Yayy!
9:51pmBarbara
let's see how long that lasts..
9:51pmMeghann
XD
if you do it
OVER
AND OVER
AND OVER
it'll work
9:51pmBarbara
yeah
9:51pmMeghann
that's how I learned to spell hemorrhoid
no joke
9:51pmBarbara
that would be great if i spelled it wrong for the teacher
why did you have to spell that ?
9:52pmMeghann
I didn't
9:52pmBarbara
you just felt like it or..?
9:52pmMeghann
but alex and I both couldn't remember how to spell it
so when we figured it out
we just repeated it to eachother over and over until we remembered it XD
9:53pmBarbara
wow
9:53pmMeghann
it just bothers me to have words that I can't spell
Saturday, August 15, 2009
meghan How are you?
4:38pmBarbara
i'm doing good
4:39pmMeghann
Good
I'm gald to hear that
glad
no bald
aha
4:40pmBarbara
haha
i was about to say inventing a new emotion meggie?
4:41pmMeghann
Hah!
Yes!
I absolutely am
It's sort of like how an elephant feels after a nice mud bath
4:42pmBarbara
that would be pretty cool
4:42pmMeghann
mixed with the feeling you get just before a hiccup
Friday, July 3, 2009
stalkers and rollercoasters..
Barbara
hi
12:02amMeghann
hey
12:03amBarbara
what's up
12:04amMeghann
too muchhh
I hate being busy
12:04amBarbara
ool
12:04amMeghann
and having stuff to do
12:04amBarbara
*cool
haha
12:04amMeghann
it's really annoying
I'm not built for it
12:04amBarbara
with what
12:06amMeghann
I have to like
build websites
for people
and they keep TALKING to me
and they won't go away
it's really
really weird
12:06amBarbara
haha
they're stalking you to make websites sfor htem?
12:06amMeghann
you could say that
I mean, I told them I would
but
BUT
I didn't mean
EVERY TIME
I logged on
I would work on it
XD
and I haven't even started working on some of them
12:07amBarbara
haha
wow
12:08amMeghann
yes
it sucks
I do not like people
xD
How are you?
12:08amBarbara
pretty good
went shopping today
got 10 shirts 2 cds tea 2 pairs of shoes and smoothie thing for like $80
( well how much i paid myself. i used gift cards)
12:14amMeghann
awesome XD
12:15amBarbara
yeah
oh yeah
i got stuck on a roller coaster last week
12:16amMeghann
D=
Like
You were on it and it stopped?
12:18amBarbara
yeah
no i was on it and i said screw this and i jumped off and got stuck
12:19amMeghann
XD
If you had, I would have had to have given you mad props.
12:19amBarbara
i thought you'd liek that
12:19amMeghann
That would be badass.
12:19amBarbara
yeah..
i'm not that cool though
but pretty cool
i was so cool the ride had to stop and have 2 moments of silence berfore i got off
12:20amMeghann
wow
12:20amBarbara
we were so close to the end
12:20amMeghann
It just didn't want to let you go.
12:20amBarbara
stopped
few minutes later it statted went a bit then stopped again
12:20amMeghann
It wanted to work things out, instead of you just walking out on it when things start getting difficult.
Really, Barbara, how could you?
12:21amBarbara
i don't know..
and one of my friends down there was laughing at us
i was laughing
but i'm like you're not up here you can't laugh
and the other guy who was with me someone called him ' hey i'm stuck on a roller coaster '
12:24amMeghann
XD
It's too bad you didn't have mobile facebook
that would have made for an epic status update
With photographic evidence, of course
12:25amBarbara
lol
one of my friends took a picture of us on there
she isn't on facebook but she might be