gnomes and music players

(12:56:33 AM) Meggie : I'm feeling kind of un-funny tonight
(12:56:34 AM) Meggie : XD
(12:56:46 AM) Me: lol
(12:56:48 AM) Me: why is that
(12:57:29 AM) Meggie : I do not know.
(12:58:10 AM) Meggie : I think a small garden gnome came and stole my humor in the night.
(12:58:39 AM) Meggie : That's why I've put up possum traps all around my bed >.>
(12:58:47 AM) Meggie : I'm going to catch him
(12:58:49 AM) Meggie : and get it back
(12:59:01 AM) Meggie : unless I get caught in the traps first
(12:59:16 AM) Me: haha
(12:59:21 AM) Me: that wouldn't be good
(12:59:25 AM) Meggie : Then I may go to the hospital, but when I get out; I will catch him.
(12:59:56 AM) Meggie : You're still funny, though
(1:00:04 AM) Meggie : You can put your bits in
(1:00:08 AM) Meggie : =D
(1:00:15 AM) Me: lol
(1:00:25 AM) Me: you were funny i don't think he stole all of it
(1:00:47 AM) Me: i guess the gnome wanted to be funny for someone else since they're not the prettiest things to look at
(1:01:45 AM) Meggie : hmm
(1:01:49 AM) Meggie : perhaps, perhaps
(1:02:01 AM) Meggie : But I still resent him!
(1:02:08 AM) Meggie : And the war is still on!
(1:02:23 AM) Me: he should be scared now
(1:03:05 AM) Meggie : He really should.
(1:03:14 AM) Meggie : He should have known better than to invoke my wrath >.>
(1:03:48 AM) Me: don't mess with a girl who'd willingly set her foot on fire for a tee-shirt

(1:10:36 AM) Me: all music is wanting to leave me
(1:10:54 AM) Me: next the tvs will break my mp4 player i hate my radios ..
(1:11:00 AM) Me: they'll all blow up
(1:12:03 AM) Meggie : =O
(1:12:18 AM) Me: :-(
(1:12:23 AM) Me: and next i will
(1:12:34 AM) Meggie : Oh no!
(1:12:38 AM) Meggie : Wait
(1:12:44 AM) Meggie : You're a media-playing device?
(1:12:50 AM) Meggie : Why did I not know this?
(1:12:54 AM) Me: haha
(1:13:03 AM) Me: i meant from lack of music
(1:13:15 AM) Me: well 1st my voice will die or something then i'll blow up
(1:14:13 AM) Meggie : That would be very unfortunate
(1:14:37 AM) Meggie : And I would not envy the poor soul who had to clean it up.
(1:14:43 AM) Me: lol thanks
(1:14:51 AM) Me: poor adele and steven
(1:15:08 AM) Meggie : XD

random convos..

(12:11:26 AM) Meggie : Peytona is a great name
(12:11:28 AM) Meggie : I don't lnow
(12:11:31 AM) Meggie : know*
(12:11:34 AM) Meggie : but
(12:11:49 AM) Meggie : I think I'm going to convince someone to name their child Peytona, someday
(12:11:53 AM) Meggie : just for the hell of it
(12:11:55 AM) Me: hahhaha
(12:12:03 AM) Meggie : and to see what happens to them, when they reach highschool
(12:12:12 AM) Me: poor thing
(12:12:28 AM) Me: we have some bad names with working with kids
(12:12:33 AM) Me: there's a little girl named spencer ann
(12:12:37 AM) Me: it's like what the heck?
(12:12:41 AM) Meggie : LOL
(12:12:51 AM) Me: why would you want to name your poor little girl that?
(12:13:02 AM) Me: thank goodness for nicknames!
(12:13:02 AM) Meggie : for science
(12:13:09 AM) Meggie : yes
(12:13:12 AM) Meggie : what do you call her?
(12:13:14 AM) Meggie : ann?
(12:13:24 AM) Meggie : Actually, I kind of like the name Spence for a girl
(12:13:29 AM) Meggie : it sounds good
(12:14:57 AM) Me: idk..
(12:22:42 AM) Meggie : ah, come on
(12:22:46 AM) Meggie : It's catchy!
(12:22:48 AM) Meggie : She'd be cute!
(12:22:54 AM) Meggie : She could have pig tails!
(12:22:57 AM) Meggie : Or a pixie cut!
(12:23:02 AM) Meggie : It could work!
(12:23:09 AM) Me: i'm not feeling it
(12:23:20 AM) Meggie : oh, fine, then
(12:23:21 AM) Me: then there's little stephen paul
(12:23:28 AM) Meggie : I'll just have to find someone else to convince
(12:23:30 AM) Me: he's adorable
(12:23:31 AM) Meggie : please tell me that's a boy
(12:23:34 AM) Me: apparently so
(12:23:34 AM) Meggie : oh thank god
(12:23:35 AM) Me: hahah
(12:23:35 AM) Me: yes
(12:23:38 AM) Meggie : rofl
(12:23:50 AM) Me: kay's like with that name he'll be president

(12:30:19 AM) Me: there was this guy motorhead mike at speed street
(12:30:57 AM) Me: he's like who wants a free tee shirt and he's like yeah last night at the concert i think i coudl have gotten people to light their foot on fire for one
(12:32:12 AM) Meggie : LOL
(12:32:15 AM) Meggie : that would have been me
(12:32:19 AM) Me: haha
(12:32:20 AM) Me: i bet
(12:32:27 AM) Meggie : "Free schwag AND fire? YEAH!"
(12:32:47 AM) Me: and i wouldn't want to hear what was coming out of your mouth while your foot is in flames though
(12:32:49 AM) Me: hhaha
(12:33:46 AM) Meggie : rofll
(12:33:50 AM) Meggie : probably not XD
(12:34:15 AM) Meggie : That may be just a little bit too profane for your sensibilities. =o
(12:34:27 AM) Me: for my what?
(12:35:08 AM) Meggie : sensibilities
(12:35:17 AM) Meggie : Like how you can read people's minds.
(12:35:18 AM) Meggie : =O
(12:35:20 AM) Meggie : oh yes, I know
(12:35:26 AM) Meggie : You're secret is out.
(12:35:31 AM) Meggie : your*
(12:35:32 AM) Me: LOL
(12:37:11 AM) Me: yeah wow..
(12:37:17 AM) Meggie : hahaha
(12:37:19 AM) Meggie : sorry
(12:37:24 AM) Me: i think i would have won a lottery by now
(12:37:30 AM) Me: or got someone to win it for me since i'm 17
(12:37:39 AM) Meggie : yeah
(12:37:53 AM) Meggie : Unless you have bigger plans
(12:37:54 AM) Meggie : >.>
(12:38:03 AM) Me: WORLD DOMINATION!
(12:38:10 AM) Me: oh crud i just revealed it
(12:38:30 AM) Me: but i will know every plot you have to try and take me down! so don't try anything funny!
(12:38:42 AM) Me: >:o
(12:38:50 AM) Meggie : =O
(12:39:00 AM) Meggie : But...but....I have a tin foil hat
(12:39:02 AM) Meggie : AH
(12:39:02 AM) Meggie : HA
(12:39:10 AM) Me: lol
(12:39:12 AM) Meggie : *points at you dramatically*
(12:39:23 AM) Meggie : You will not fool me!
(12:39:30 AM) Me: i don't think you want to glue that too your head..
(12:41:01 AM) Meggie : Hm...
(12:41:05 AM) Meggie : You're right
(12:41:10 AM) Meggie : I may regret that, later on
(12:41:38 AM) Meggie : Wait, who are you kidding? My hair is too crazy for you to get to my thoughts, anyway!
(12:41:47 AM) Me: hahha
(12:41:48 AM) Meggie : And, hell, I rarely know what I'm thinking, how should you
(12:41:50 AM) Meggie : ?
(12:41:57 AM) Me: lol
(12:41:59 AM) Me: idk..
(12:42:00 AM) Meggie : I did not mean to send that
(12:42:02 AM) Meggie : 0.0
(12:42:06 AM) Me: i could shave your head
(12:42:14 AM) Meggie : =O
(12:42:16 AM) Meggie : YOU WOULDN'T
(12:42:32 AM) Me: maybe i would ... maybe i wouldn't
(12:42:38 AM) Me: *stares down dramatically*
(12:42:50 AM) Meggie : =O
(12:42:53 AM) Meggie : >.>
(12:42:56 AM) Meggie : I think you're bluffing.
(12:43:17 AM) Me: well have fun guessing since YOU can't read minds
(12:43:23 AM) Meggie : I don't think you have a big enough army to match my ninja ways!
(12:43:24 AM) Me: do you really want to take that chance?
(12:43:55 AM) Meggie : Is that a challenge?!
(12:44:54 AM) Meggie : I will take that chance, I will pass go, I will collect 200 dollars, and I will meet you behind the bowling alley at sundown!
(12:44:59 AM) Me: haha
(12:45:09 AM) Me: i never won that game
(12:45:21 AM) Me: adele was always very ambitous and won if dad or uncle cash didn't play
(12:45:29 AM) Meggie : hahaha
(12:45:35 AM) Meggie : I always buy people back in
(12:45:39 AM) Meggie : just to make it last longer
(12:46:05 AM) Meggie : It's never a true game of monopoly unless it lasts a good two or three hours.
(12:46:09 AM) Me: haha

babysitting job

didn't think we'd be back this soon but it was just too funny...  I  might have a job from my sister and in the email there was a billion questions .

(8:32:55 PM) Meggie : Didn't think you'd have to go through interrogation to get a babysitting gig, eh?
(8:32:59 PM) Me: ( they) want to make sure i'm not some weirdo who's going to hurt their kid or bring people over
(8:33:01 PM) Me: no ( they asked)
(8:33:30 PM) Me: what discipine do you use
(8:33:42 PM) Me: and their kid is like 19 months old
(8:34:24 PM) Meggie : LOL
(8:34:46 PM) Meggie : "Don't you worry, I won't let them get away with anything. I'm going to beat that baby if I have to!"
(8:38:22 PM) Me: i know
(8:38:32 PM) Me: i'm surprised she didn't ask me for my shot records
(8:38:35 PM) Me: or if i had rabies
(8:39:15 PM) Meggie : "Have you been in contact with the swine flu virus?"
(8:39:18 PM) Meggie : XD
(8:39:19 PM) Me: haha
(8:39:28 PM) Me: hey the kid could lick me
(8:39:33 PM) Me: and i'd taste like bacon
(8:39:54 PM) Meggie : Rofl!
(8:40:09 PM) Meggie : That should be your next screen name
(8:40:11 PM) Me: my stomach hurts from laugh
(8:40:12 PM) Meggie : BaconBarb
(8:40:16 PM) Me: *laughing
(8:40:17 PM) Me: hahh
(8:41:45 PM) Meggie : Just don't let the hillbillies see you, they may get the wrong idea
(8:42:03 PM) Meggie : "Hey, ma! We've just caught ourselves some dinner! Fire up the grill!"
(8:42:07 PM) Me: lol
(8:42:20 PM) Me: the fire pit!
(8:42:28 PM) Meggie : XD
(8:42:59 PM) Meggie : We'll just dig us a little hole and throw some charcoal in it, it don't have to be nothin' fancy
(8:43:23 PM) Me: oh the baby can eat that racoon i think it's done he'll be fine
(8:45:28 PM) Me: jeez i bet that lady has a hundred nanny cams
(8:45:43 PM) Me: :-\
(8:45:47 PM) Meggie : =o
(8:46:00 PM) Meggie : make sure you don't steal anything
(8:46:09 PM) Me: i'll try and remember that
(8:46:22 PM) Me: if i do one thing wrong she'll probably send me to juvie hall
(8:46:25 PM) Meggie : XD
(8:46:29 PM) Meggie : she'll try
(8:46:38 PM) Me: those homeschoolers.. :-P
(8:47:23 PM) Meggie : XD
(8:48:20 PM) Meggie : Damned homeschooling gypsies! They must have been training them to be thieves and knaves!

Welcome!

Welcome to the BAM ( Barbara and Meggie ) chanel. we're two friends that have known each other forever , and we're so funny we decided to share it even if it was for our own amusement. so here we go!  

I'm Barbara , I'm 17 and have 2 sisters. I am a senior and I'm graduating this year. I love to read , sing and listen to music . I am a huge Taylor Swift fan and scream on the inside at least if not on the outside just about whenever she is mentioned . 

And I asked meggie if she wanted to put an introduction but she said not really so... she used something someone else had to write for her. 

"She's one of the meanist, most cynical, most sarcastic, nicest, most likeable people I know" - Kevin

 

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