babysitting job

didn't think we'd be back this soon but it was just too funny...  I  might have a job from my sister and in the email there was a billion questions .

(8:32:55 PM) Meggie : Didn't think you'd have to go through interrogation to get a babysitting gig, eh?
(8:32:59 PM) Me: ( they) want to make sure i'm not some weirdo who's going to hurt their kid or bring people over
(8:33:01 PM) Me: no ( they asked)
(8:33:30 PM) Me: what discipine do you use
(8:33:42 PM) Me: and their kid is like 19 months old
(8:34:24 PM) Meggie : LOL
(8:34:46 PM) Meggie : "Don't you worry, I won't let them get away with anything. I'm going to beat that baby if I have to!"
(8:38:22 PM) Me: i know
(8:38:32 PM) Me: i'm surprised she didn't ask me for my shot records
(8:38:35 PM) Me: or if i had rabies
(8:39:15 PM) Meggie : "Have you been in contact with the swine flu virus?"
(8:39:18 PM) Meggie : XD
(8:39:19 PM) Me: haha
(8:39:28 PM) Me: hey the kid could lick me
(8:39:33 PM) Me: and i'd taste like bacon
(8:39:54 PM) Meggie : Rofl!
(8:40:09 PM) Meggie : That should be your next screen name
(8:40:11 PM) Me: my stomach hurts from laugh
(8:40:12 PM) Meggie : BaconBarb
(8:40:16 PM) Me: *laughing
(8:40:17 PM) Me: hahh
(8:41:45 PM) Meggie : Just don't let the hillbillies see you, they may get the wrong idea
(8:42:03 PM) Meggie : "Hey, ma! We've just caught ourselves some dinner! Fire up the grill!"
(8:42:07 PM) Me: lol
(8:42:20 PM) Me: the fire pit!
(8:42:28 PM) Meggie : XD
(8:42:59 PM) Meggie : We'll just dig us a little hole and throw some charcoal in it, it don't have to be nothin' fancy
(8:43:23 PM) Me: oh the baby can eat that racoon i think it's done he'll be fine
(8:45:28 PM) Me: jeez i bet that lady has a hundred nanny cams
(8:45:43 PM) Me: :-\
(8:45:47 PM) Meggie : =o
(8:46:00 PM) Meggie : make sure you don't steal anything
(8:46:09 PM) Me: i'll try and remember that
(8:46:22 PM) Me: if i do one thing wrong she'll probably send me to juvie hall
(8:46:25 PM) Meggie : XD
(8:46:29 PM) Meggie : she'll try
(8:46:38 PM) Me: those homeschoolers.. :-P
(8:47:23 PM) Meggie : XD
(8:48:20 PM) Meggie : Damned homeschooling gypsies! They must have been training them to be thieves and knaves!