Barbara

hi

9:50pmMeghann

hey

How's it going?

9:50pmBarbara

we have a dead pig on our table

9:50pmMeghann

0.0

Did you put it there on purpose, or did it just stumble in and have a heart attack

?

9:51pmBarbara

he's lunch tomorrow

his name is wilbur

9:51pmMeghann

=O

YOU NAMED LUNCH?

9:51pmBarbara

haha

9:51pmMeghann

Sick. Just sick.

9:51pmBarbara

yup

9:51pmMeghann

I'm slightly appalled.

And very impressed.

XD

9:52pmBarbara

dells friend would name her lobster

9:52pmMeghann

Before cracking it open and devouring her new pet?

9:52pmBarbara

she's like this is bob he is going to be dinner

9:52pmMeghann

Sometimes I do that to gummi bears

9:53pmBarbara

what do you name yours?

9:54pmBarbara

if wilburs head wasn't cut I was saying we should get a pic with an apple in it's mouth

9:55pmMeghann

I usually name them things like 'toaster' and 'unofficial death jam band'

9:55pmBarbara

but Steven took a pic of hoof stocking out and said r.I.p. piggy

9:55pmMeghann

You know, typical names like that

aww

9:55pmBarbara

wow..

9:55pmMeghann

poor wilburrrrr

OH

Is tomorrow the reception thingy?

9:56pmBarbara

makes you want to come to our pig pickins huh

yeah

hence wilbur

9:56pmMeghann

Nah, I'm a vegetarianamyte

Yeah, that was my biggest clue